Saw this on yahoo and thought it really funny.

11 Things Women Don't Know About Men

1.Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us.
7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us
There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)

THE FEMALE RESPONSE

Here's a response list: 1) We don't expect you to read our minds, but we don't expect you to be dense either.

2) I think JA is hot too. And Angelina Jolie. And Keira Knightley. What's the problem?

3) Doing something nice for my man is one thing, needing a stranger in a passing article to tell me I'm appreciated for it is something else.

4) This is so stereotypical.

5) My boyfriend prefers me without make-up, but not just because of how I look. He says he doesn't want to taste the make-up when he's kissing me.

6) I hope you don't have the same issues with your guy friends as you do with your girlfriends! My boyfriend plays video games with his friends, but he's trying to establish a life with me.

7) We're currently in a debate about this actually (an argument I don't see coming up with his friends). He wants me to wear more feminine clothing, but I prefer wearing his clothes. Girls clothes are meant to look pretty and I've never found them very comfortable or durable.

8) Maybe we don't want to be courted at all! Rent a porno and leave us alone!

9) Women bring up past mistakes to prevent them from being repeated. We'll stop when you stop.

10) Women know this. We're just doing it to mess with you.

11) That's what we're afraid of!

12) This one I like. All in all very sleazy tidbits.